It's Spring Break in beautiful Lake Victoria and nothing's gonna stop the party. Except, perhaps, the thousands of razor-toothed killer fish that have just emerged from their primeval lair. There's plenty of flesh on show but not much stays on the bone in director Alexandre Aja's all-you-can-eat buffet of tongue-in-cheek titillation and ferocious horror. Elisabeth Shue, Ving Rhames and Christopher Lloyd plunge into the bloodbath, while a naked Kelly Brook is another juicy lure. Wall-to-wall lewdness and gore; Piranha is a Nuts reader's wet dream.